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Joke of the Day
"Pedophiles... are fucking immature assholes"
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"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"
"""So You Think You Can Keep Your Stupid Talent to Yourself and Stop Bothering People?"" would be a show I'd watch."
"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."
"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hippies screw in vans."
"1) Put index and thumb together. 2) Place them where nose meets forehead. 3) Close eyes. 4) Sigh. 5) Check to see if person still talking."
"What is the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year!"
"What do the police hate most? Blackmale"
"What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand? Nature's Valley"