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Joke of the Day

"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work."

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street."

"What happened to the indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! drops mic"

"Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it."

"Is there any Indian left? No, there's naan left."

"A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong."

"Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons? Talk about killing two byrds with one stone."

"Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!"

"No matter how you behave with people around you. They will love you according to their NEED and MOOD"