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Joke of the Day
"It's the embarrassment, not the blunt force trauma that kills you when you're hit by a Smart car."
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"What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive."
"...Moth balls Have you ever smelled moth balls? . . . . . You have?...How'd you get the tiny little legs apart?"
"New York Sports"
"Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it."
"There was a groping incident at work. I apologized but they fired me anyways."
"Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's? only cat's can"
"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"
"I'm not concerned with babies on airplanes, but grown adults who don't fly often need their own terminal."
"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."