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Joke of the Day
"Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!"
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"Donald Trump is Anti-Immigration But ironically, if he wins... there will be a lot of Americans immigrating outta the country"
"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."
"I've heard like seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor it's gonna benign."
"What do you call a caboose that changes its gender? A trains-vestite."
"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."
"A Photon Checks into a hotel... The bellhop ask, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" It replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"How do you know if you have an underbite? When your eating pussy and it tastes like shit"
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong *walked on the moon* but Michael Jackson was a *pedophile.*"
"""Friends"" ended 10 years ago today, but thanks to television, ""me having friends"" ended long before that."