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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a grammar nazi who just got their left side cut off? Their, they're, there. You'll be all right."

"What's the MOST offensive religious joke you know?"

"Just cause you have 9 lives doesn't give you the right to show it off and run across a busy street....fucking cats."

"New headphones model about to hit stores. Its called beats by Chris Brown."

"What is a Jewish dilemma Free ham"

"What do you call the action of a banker buying weed? A dank transaction"

"If I wanted a Joke Id just stick the microphone to your moms vagina, the last thing that came out was a joke"

"I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet."

"Why are gay pride parades held in the summer? Because gay pride comes before gay fall."

"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."