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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone... ""Hey, who is this?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""Allahu akbar."""

"in case you're wondering I don't want to be buried in any of the cemeteries near my house Since I'm not dead yet."

"So some guys were hanged... ."

"The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd."

"What do you call a Mexican with a fake toe Roberto"

"How many people live in the lower part of Italy? There are literally Sicilians."

"I need to borrow some cheese can I get a provolone?"

"I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole."

"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra."

"Can you believe that after all the shit they've been through, they're still together? My Buttcheeks ((_"