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Joke of the Day

"Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two."

"The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it."

"[date] Me: Are you a serial killer? You have to tell me if you are. Him: That's a cop. Me: Changing the subject, just like a serial killer"

"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."

"What do a Yugo and a bath have in common? You can't step out of them in public."

"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up"

"Donald Trump ... ill see myself out"

"My bank is trying to get people to open additional savings accounts, but there is no interest."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"What gets better with age? Necrophilia"