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Joke of the Day

"Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two."

"What do they call me in prison? Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell"

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"

"What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? Arrrrrr Kelly"

"Why were the letters a-y banned? They were all nazis"

"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."

"I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry... But then I remembered, ""she's in middle school, of course secant"""

"Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying ""I love you"" to his Own Wife !!!"

"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."