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Joke of the Day
"Yeah.. 2 Girls 1 Cup I used to fap to that til I realized it wasn't ice cream."
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"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""
"Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? Because they cantaloupe"
"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."
"Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist."
"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"
"What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin? Believe in reincarnation."
"2 little kids, Billy and Tom, are goofing around in a cannibal village. Billys mum sticks her head out and yells... ""Billy, stop playing with your food!"""
"{marriage counseling} I guess it all started when I saw him put the toothpaste on before the water... *therapist scribbles furiously*"
"Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session."