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Joke of the Day

"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."

"I Asked My Black Friend If He Wanted to Go on a Cruise with me. He said that his ancestors made that same mistake and that he's not falling for it."

"The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into England Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais."

"Finding a girlfriend is like finding a parking lot, Only the handicapped ones are left."

"What do you call 256 Shades of Grey? Grayscale"

"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"If I had a dollar for every gender.... I'd have two dollars."

"I thought about buying a pocket calculator and then I thought who care how many pockets I have"

"What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw."

"Joke challenge What's the best mad scientist joke?"