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Joke of the Day

"What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!"

"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."

"Went into the kitchen to look for pot and all I found were pans."

"I've invented a solar-powered still! It turns sunshine into moonshine. Credit: Quirk."

"Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!"

"The Sea A husband says to his wife: "" -Honey, you remind me of the sea..."" "" -That's really sweet!"" "" -No, you just make me sick."""

"I like to think that every time I press the dislike button, Pandora sends an email to the artist. Take that, Beethoven!"

"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"

"New twist on an old joke (long) Don't know if this is the right place for this but I think fellow joke-lovers will think it's amazing. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar"

"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."