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Joke of the Day
"Why does the can crusher hate his job? Because it's soda pressing."
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"People don't realize how hard it is to write stupid things on a regular basis."
"My mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and I all currently have diarrhea. Runs in the family."
"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."
"Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince..."
"The three biggest lies in Wyoming... ""I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."""
"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes."
"Every one knows about Elvis Everyone knows about Elvis the Pelvis. Less is known about his brother Inis."
"So, if he gets divorced for the third time... Does Melania get to keep the White House?"
"when nothing goes right... go left"