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Joke of the Day

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading"

"What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other? Bunnylingus!"

"Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? ...A brick"

"Did you hear about the Italian that died? He pasta way"

"They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got"

"Knock knock...... Who's there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT'S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

"I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said ""I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle"""

"ME: 3 Big Macs please. lol it's my cheat day CLERK: you ordered the same thing yesterday ME:[leans in] why don't u mind your own gd business"

"I lost my new underwear... ...I only wore them briefly."