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Joke of the Day

"when nothing goes right... go left"

"After my doctor performed my prostate exam he left the room... Soon my nurse walked in and with a puzzled look asked, ""Who was that?"""

"Bears can swim, climb trees, and open doors. Why aren't there ""BEWARE OF BEARS"" signs posted fucking everywhere?!"

"Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach? Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching."

"I've got a conspiracy joke that no one would believe, even though the punchline is in plain sight."

"What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!"

"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI. Ah, best lame joke ever."

"How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon). Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter. So you will know."

"Hey Babe Hey babe. Are you a piece of art? Because I'd love to nail you against a wall."

"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."