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Joke of the Day

"Every one knows about Elvis Everyone knows about Elvis the Pelvis. Less is known about his brother Inis."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!"

"Was gonna' make a long joke about gastrointestinal problems but, I digest."

"What do you call a wind that never gusts? Disgusting. I'll see myself out..."

"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."

"What was the Russian mohel's name? Borris Kutchyakockoff"

"How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing."

"What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them."

"Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn't contain?"

"What do Asians do during an erection? They vote"