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Joke of the Day

"The three biggest lies in Wyoming... ""I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."""

"When Jesus saw those riled up Romans needless to say he was very cross."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum"

"How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater? With a tuna."

"I just responded to a text message with: I can't hear you, you're breaking up"

"A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded."

"My garden shed door keeps opening and closing. Is it the wind? Yes. Am I going to tell my kids it's haunted so they stay out? Also yes."

"Why is ""porn"" not a standard button on keyboards yet?"

"Why can't Pakistanis play soccer? Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store"

"Wakes up grumpy, but most days he just lets her sleep...."