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Joke of the Day

"The three biggest lies in Wyoming... ""I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."""

"How do you lure an English bear from his cave with the help of French cheese Camembert (Come-on-bear)"

"""What a nice doggie."" ""I'll have you know it's not a doggie but a pure bred."" ""YOU HAVE A DOG MADE OUT OF BREAD??!!!!"""

"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."

"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"

"There was an M&M in my spaghetti.. He was an M Pasta"

"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."

"C sections. They really take it out of you."

"What's more horrifying than finding a stack of dad's playboys in the basement? Realising one of them's still breathing."

"The last time I was involved in sexual intercourse was when I was a sperm."