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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that joke Ray Rice made? It has a great punchline."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"
"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."
"The most underused drug is birth control pills."
"Math problems are like women If they're under 18 just do them in your head"
"What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge. *coin*cidence"
"My doctor just gave me some good news about my prostate.... ...He gave me the thumbs up"
"presidents day is just a holiday created by ""Big President"" to get us to buy more presidents"
"I was so bored last night I decided to make a belt out of all my watches It was a complete waist of time"
"My 13 yo niece is ""experimenting with alcohol"" according to my dad. Like she's keeping a ledger of her findings. ""12/21/09: Scotch. Woo!"""