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Joke of the Day

"My doctor just gave me some good news about my prostate.... ...He gave me the thumbs up"

"My band were thinking about doing a concert in space... ...but then we realised there would probably be no atmosphere."

"I sleep like a baby at night, rarely and with short bursts of crying and pooping, sometimes both"

"what's the difference between a loaded potato and a normal one? Someone's a lot less deadly with a normal potato."

"A new teacher joins school. She finds two boys Similar in appearance. Teacher asks: "" Twins "" ? . . . . . . . . Boy: No , "" NEIGHBOURS"""

"Theodore Roosevelt had sage words for men needing dating advice. Speak softly and have a big dick."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling. Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard."

"What is another name for a Nissan Cube? A tool box."

"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."

"A married's man prayer Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away. You gave me youth and you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you."