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Joke of the Day

"The most underused drug is birth control pills."

"My resolution for the new year is... 1080p"

"If you every lose a friend that party's a lot don't worry... They'll eventually turn up"

"Heroin really messed up my household... All the spoons are missing."

"There was an indecisive buddha... ...his mantra was 'ummmm'"

"Fruit By The Foot, but no Meat By The Meter? I call bullshit."

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."

"just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said ""i figured you'd have cured cancer by now."" then i washed bird shit off her tahoe"

"What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms 2 Na"

"Velcro. What a rip off."