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Joke of the Day

"North West: Daddy what were you famous for? Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))"

"What do you call a bi-curious woman? A clitourist."

"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing but it let out a little wine"

"Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody."

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread. Props to Shakes the Clown."

"What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan? A spec-tator!"

"Forgot we bought a Christmas tree. Woke up at 2 a.m., went to pee, thought it was a guy and almost called the cops on it."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten."

"What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? A circle-jerk."

"I want a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing."