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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a hillibilly? You kick his sister in the jaw!"
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"Sex is like math Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!"
"Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally"
"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"
"Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped."
"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."
"My Grandfather told me ""Your generation relies too much on technology."" Me: ""No your generation relies too much on technology."" I then pulled out his life support."
"My diet has slowly gone from balanced and nutritious to Augustus Gloop on the first stop of Willy Wonka's tour."
"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."
"If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him."