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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a hillibilly? You kick his sister in the jaw!"

"John McAfee's doing paper work to become president... Time for America to become bloated and slow..."

"Why don't snakes have balls? Because hardly any of them know how to dance."

"They call me Moses. Cause I parted that Red Sea last night."

"How do you call a dog with no legs ? You don't call it, you pick it up."

"How do birds record their songs ? On duck tape !"

"Curiosity doesn't kill anything, stupidity does."

"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""

"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."

"Donuts are made from flour. Flour is made from wheat. Wheat is a plant. Plants are vegetables. Donuts are a vegetable."