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Joke of the Day

"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."

"Me: ""Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"" *mugger approaches* Me: ""Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."""

"Once you go black... ...you're a single mother"

"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."

"Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!"

"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They duckerate cookies."

"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"

"Geek Booty Call... Fan Fiction You're totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter."

"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"

"The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda."