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Joke of the Day

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"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"

"Why the java programmer wear glasses? He couldn't C#"

"Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth ball."

"I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only."

"What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common? They are both going to miss every body."

"Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"

"Throwing glass is wrong in some peoples eyes."

"What does OSU and Ronda Rousey have in common? They were both undefeated until the final kick."

"Why do liberal courts don't work? Because they don't like to judge anyone."