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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world.... .... Those who understand binary code, and those who don't."

"Every time I drink German beer I wake up with a really bad Hannover."

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!"

"Somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes It's about fucking time."

"I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second. I had a brief encounter."

"I think I made up a joke. What do rappers use to wash their clothes? BLEEE-AAAACH!"

"Those ""You Are Here"" maps at bus stops are very simple in Detroit. They all just say ""Fucked."""

"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."

"A woman marries a man..... A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."