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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"
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"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."
"The cost of living has gone up so much that my wife is now having sex with me as she can't afford the batteries now !!'"
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis"
"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"
"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."
"Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!"
"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."
"I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed"
"Did you know that Justin Bieber has a 12 inch cock? Yep. It's in his ass and belongs to Usher."