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Joke of the Day

"I said ""My, what big eyes you have!"" Followed by ""My, what big hands you have!"" And then ""My what big teeth you have!"" My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well."

"What is Australian cuisine called? Prison Food Source: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"

"Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes."

"Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?"

"#liestoldbygirls I am an 18th century mahogany cabinet."

"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """

"If a server comes to my table and asks 'hows everythin tasting?' mid chew I like to grab their wrist and keep them there until I can answer"

"TIP FOR MEN TIPS 4 mEN . . . . . . . . . If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. . . But . . If you marry with two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different"

"So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps. He was delighted."