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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent"
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."
"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."
"Changing the world. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing herself."
"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"
"Two children pieces of graphite are playing with a diamond..... ...Mummy piece of graphite walks in and says ""Leave your Father alone - he's been under a lot of pressure"""
"Women on twitter tell me my beard is hot Women in real life tell me where I can find food and shelter ."
"What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? An Alley-Gator"
"Sex so good the peeping Tom made sandwiches."
"To Do List: 1) You."