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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent"
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"Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork? Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!"
"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""
"friend of mine collapsed while he was putting the washing out the other day and had to be rushed to hospital. He almost pegged it."
"Girl: I like guys with six-packs... Guy: *opens refrigerator*"
"I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not."
"What do you call an Asian gold digger? Cha Ching"
"British Synonyms As we know, the British say ''Bloody hell'' when something goes wrong. A synonym for ''Bloody Hell'' is ''Period''."
"First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper."
"Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27."