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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why they are called dad jokes? Because of the people that fathered them."
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"Where did Jimmy go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"""Let's walk over there"" ""ok"" -couple a cows"
"My girlfriend is a pornstar She is going to be very pissed when she finds out."
"Finished christmas shopping for my entire family. *walks out of pharmacy*"
"When I left home, my mum said, ""Don't forget to write."" I thought, ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"""
"hey Colorado, hows your aspen? (ass been)"
"I don't trust trees... They're a little shady... And they killed my dog."
"What do you call a fortune teller that always predicts happiness for her clients? A hooker with a gimmick"
"Daughter text me from upstairs..come here and bring your glasses..that can only mean one thing...we are about to make fun of people on FB..."