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Joke of the Day
"I hope I get a good grade on my kids science project this year."
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"I like my men how I like my coffee, Inside of me."
"How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know..."
"Jesus tells Peter, ""Come forth and you shall have eternal glory!"" Peter came in fifth and won a toaster."
"Sex is like maths.. Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply"
"Well hello, ""Party-Size"" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests."
"What's an MLG's smartphone of choice? An HTC One M8."
"This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg"
"What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common? They both banged JFK"
"[notices a girl is cold] here take my pants"