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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I wake up in a bad mood I always wear a shirt I don't like just in case I turn into The Hulk."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA."

"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"

"Santa loves the rich kids more."

"I failed my driver's test. The instructor asked me ""What do you do at a red light? I said ""I usually see what people are up to on twitter."

"(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself... ...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/"

"Jazz is in my blood You could say I've got deep vein trombonses."

"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."

"That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'"

"I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes"