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Joke of the Day

"*after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: ""Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"""

"Son: Mom! What's a gf? Mom: if you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older. Son: What is I'm not a good boy? Mom: You'll get many."

"I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born."

"heres a knock knock joke for you knocks nock nock. whos there dickey doo dickey doo who ya stomach sticks out further than ya dickey doo"

"What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste) Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry."

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal I'll go now."

"Marriage Counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage? Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns. Husband: Divorce is strong with this one."

"What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use? Sprint"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.. His response was ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning"