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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."
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"Went by the bank today and the female teller was flirting with me which was weird considering she saw my account balance."
"Local Drowning A hippie drowned at the local beach last night. When asked why the free spirit was unable to be save before his tragic death, a lifeguard commented ""He was too far out, man."""
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen."
"Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? A: Decalfinated."
"Two roommates were arguing... About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated."
"Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs."
"What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes? Moonwalking"
"Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache... suddenly she's not your friend anymore?"
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman."