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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."
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"So I saw a black man running with a TV. Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes."
"I recently quit my job at a wind farm... It turns out i'm not a big fan"
"I'm incredibly flattered that my therapist thinks I should be in anger management. I've never even held an entry-level position."
"LPT: If you're not planning to do anything the entire day, Masturbate. Then you won't want to walk or shower and you can waste your day as originally intended."
"what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner"
"I messed up planning my New Year's party I guess you could say I dropped the ball."
"Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... ""CLIMAX IN IMAX"""
"What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life? Selfless"
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!"