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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."

"Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out."

"What is the most popular cheese in ""the Upside Down""? Demogorgonzola"

"I think I'm going to vote for Trump He did prove his penis is bigger than Hillary's"

"Why do you get arrested for walking into an army base unauthorised in the USA? Because Obama doesn't like anyone sneaking in his barracks."

"The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep."

"Turns out Danny Devito isn't so short after all... ...just found out the figurines on his parents' wedding cake were actual size."

"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food.."

"Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs"

"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."