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Joke of the Day

"So three gay guys are sitting in a jacuzzi.... A condom them floats up from the bottom of the jacuzzi. At that point one of them says, ""Who farted?"""

"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."

"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."

"The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave! He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral."

"What do you call 250 dead politicians? A good start."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Ad in the classifieds: Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand."

"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""

"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems."