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Joke of the Day

"What's a French egg's favourite airforce? L'oueftwaffe."

"Pharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy - ""Id like 3 packs of condoms please"". The pharmacist - ""Here you go sir, would you like a bag"". Man: ""No thanks, the girl is good looking""."

"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."

"Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels."

"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."

"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""

"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."

"It started snowing so everyone ran over to the window to see. I went and banged their heads against the window. Most fun I've had all day."

"So I complimented my friend's majestic moustache. No idea why she had to slap me though."

"I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor."