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Joke of the Day
"I Used To Date A Girl With A Lazy Eye... Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
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"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("
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"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"