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Joke of the Day

"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("

"What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex."

"Sometimes i feel like the flat bread option at subway because I'm always available but no one ever wants me to hang out with"

"Where do people with ADHD go? To concentration camps."

"I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee. Left cold and empty with my name written across them."

"What happened to the man that lost his left arm and left leg His political beliefs are in line with the conservative section of the political spectrum"

"So a guy walks into a bar with a gun... Who had sex with my wife!!? A man shouts from the back, *you don't have enough bullets bro*!"

"I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches... less 10%."

"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."

"You're so ugly that You're so ugly when you went to the store to get your photos developed they threw away the memory card"