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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a peeping Tom cat? A Purrr-vert."
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"I have got my own private jet, my wife owns rest of the hottub though."
"What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal? I'm gladiator."
"What do you call a pedophile musician? A kiddy-fiddler"
"What's a masturbator's favorite type of weather? Jack-it weather!"
"Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm okay to drive."
"YouTube is the nicest company ever... They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them."
"What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding."
"What's the key to a good joke? .....................................Timing."
"seX I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""