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Joke of the Day
"How do you say bra in German? dashud sthapem from flappen"
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"this nation needs a monument dedicated to its teens. how about a giant middle finger carved out of a mountainside"
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"This is an anti-joke!! What's green and has wheels?? Grass!!! I lied about the wheels!!"
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