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Joke of the Day
"What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!"
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"What's another name for a boxy plow pulling baby maker? A Mexican. Make America great again! Vote the Donald!"
"My Paul walker joke What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?? ""Dunn Walking!!!"
"What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job? A Defective!"
"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."
"I've got a terrible addiction, I can't stop eating deli meats. I'm trying to quit cold turkey."
"A stampede of homeless people was heading to the local shelter. One might say they were bum rushed."
"Why did the left shoe marry the right? Because they were ""sole""-mates :)"
"What do you call a learned spider? A webdesigner"
"Gloria Gaynor's ghost I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified."