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Joke of the Day

"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""

"What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants"

"What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or ""That'll do pig, that'll do."" I have heard it both ways."

"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"

"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"

"Q: How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed? A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling."

"Jewish dietary law... Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese restaurant."

"What's 13 inches long, stiff, and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib-death"

"My brother is so immature he was a stillbirth"

"Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"