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Joke of the Day

"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""

"*whispers seductively in your ear* ""...look at that last slice of pizza and you're dead to me..."""

"is it me or is it tired in here? hahahahaahaa"

"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? Their making headlines!"

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."

"What do you call a redhead [NSFW] ...in an interracial gangbang? Red Riding Hood Happy Halloween."

"What is worst then a repost???"

"What did Hitler say when he didn't receive enough change from the cashier? ""This is neinsense!!"""

"There's one thing I've learned after my son got hit in the face with dog excrement. I'm rather good at golf."

"Did you hear about the Chelsea team without a player? No Mata!!"