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Joke of the Day

"Jewish dietary law... Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese restaurant."

"A mathematician walks into a bar. The bartender says ""You just missed happy hour. All drinks fifty percent off"" The mathematician says ""Thanks, I'll halve to remember that"""

"Wife: Are you drunk? Me: I know this is a trick question so I'm going with no. Why? W: Because you're naked on the neighbors porch. M:..."

"Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !"

"What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart? A tooter. (thanks, honey)"

"Can you think of any snake jokes? Because I serpently can't."

"How do depressed frogs die? They Kermit suicide."

"Rather than trying to ""change"" your passwords, accept them for their imperfections and they will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine"

"So two guys walk into a bar holding holding hands I think I'm at the wrong bar..."

"You hear about the three guys who died in a flight simulator when a plane crashed in to the building? Apparently jet fuel can't melt irony."