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Joke of the Day
"Would you like to buy a car for half price* *half the price of two."
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"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
"I almost got raped in jail I think my family takes monopoly way too seriously"
"My wife said: Pls go to shop & buy a carton of Milk & if they have eggs, get six. I came back with Six cartons of Milk & told they had eggs."
"Waitress: what will it be? Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake? M: yes please"
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up"
"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""
"Don't you hate... Don't you hate when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it testicles?"
"Woah!!! You're a much fatter family than the stick figures on your rear window would indicate!"
"My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle."