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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11."
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"I just dropped 15 pounds! But don't worry, I unplugged the toilet afterwards."
"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
"My ""go to"" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino"
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."
"Microwaves should have a ""Pfft"" button."
"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."
"What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there? A Labracadabrador"