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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start a blog for irrational numbers... I think I'll call it the 3.1 forums..."

"Friday!!! I'm so glad you are back. I'm sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands"

"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."

"The list of Republican Presidential Candidates."

"i don't think i'll ever get the recognition i deserve for being the world's biggest pessimistic narcissist"

"Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for ""coffee,"" first make sure she has coffee, you don't want to get up there and there's no coffee."

"Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong."

"Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller."

"Anyone who says ""good morning"" on a Monday is a sociopath."