154341

Joke of the Day

"I know all the subjects of Hillary Clinton's emails, ask me anything [Deleted]"

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."

"My neighbours are very loud when they have sex. And that's bad for my insomnia. Last night I was so fed up I had to scream their safety word."

"Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER."

"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"

"Have you ever heard about that joke you can't tell to gay people?"

"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ!"

"How are women like condoms? They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick."

"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"

"Knock Knock Who's there? No bitches"