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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!"

"Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone."

"Apparently mime on mime violence is a real problem, you just don't hear about it."

"Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."

"Fact: 98% of Jeep owners are guys named Jake, who wear shorts in the winter, and work at Starbucks."

"Why do married women have sex with the lights out. They can't stand to see a man have a good time."

"Sex is a lot like eating It starts with the mouth and ends in the arse"

"I don't know what my shoes are laced with But I'm tripping balls"

"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"