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Joke of the Day

"Today and Tomorrow are in bed... Today is smoking a cigarette and looks over at Tomorrow who is sulking and says, ""I'm sorry you never come."""

"Anyone have any jokes about Rats? Need some good ones!"

"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"

"Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits."

"How do you get a Ford recalled? Wait."

"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""

"This morning's commute could have used more FAST and less FURIOUS."

"I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star........ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I'm really sorry)"

"why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism"

"Villain: We meet again, Mr. Bond Bond: You don't remember my 1st name do you Villain: Sure I do. It's uh.. Bond: C'mon this is our 3rd fight"