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Joke of the Day
"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants"
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"My three year old son, Basil, says that since none of us invented language we should stop appropriating words."
"LAWYER: where were you Oct 13th? ME: alibi school LAWYER: can u prove this? ME: wait, the 13th? LAWYER: ya ME: k no I was murdering that day"
"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"Instead of cursing and swearing when someone cuts me off in traffic, I just yell lyrics from Spice Girl songs out the window"
"Want to hear a joke? Women's Rights"
"How many Freudians does it take to screw their mothers? Not mothers, lightbulbs. Shit."
"18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits..."
"if you open Door.jar, is the door still ajar?"