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Joke of the Day

"LAWYER: where were you Oct 13th? ME: alibi school LAWYER: can u prove this? ME: wait, the 13th? LAWYER: ya ME: k no I was murdering that day"

"What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak."

"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""

"What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennays"

"Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the ""Kelp Wanted"" section of the want-ads."

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner....? ....He broke his nose"

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"Do you know what Twitter is? It's the spot between your twat and shitter."