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Joke of the Day

"18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget"

"I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal"

"Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce."

"What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars"

"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date it went OK"

"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."

"Do they really need to add 'Alive' to 'Sexiest Man' or am I grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopuss"

"What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me"